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Joke of the Day
"V8 What kind of sexually transmitted disease can you get from an octopus?"
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"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."
"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buckin' hat."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"
"These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification."
"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"
"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"""Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"" ""Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."""
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