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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace"
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"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""
"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."
"You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all ""tomato."" You can leave."
"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"
"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."
"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."
"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."
"Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club."