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Joke of the Day

"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."

"1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me."

"Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT"

"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"

"Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance."

"Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!"

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"I bought the mask Jigsaw wears in the movie 'SAW' just so that if a robber ever breaks into my house he'll know he made a fucking mistake."

"What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? ""Oh get a womb"""