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Joke of the Day
"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""
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"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"
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"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."
"*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E ""Ooooh, spooky"" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N ""Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"""