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Joke of the Day
"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"
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"Daddy, what's for dinner? ""did you have cereal for breakfast?"" No ""then cereal"""
"The American healthcare system ."
"What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition"
"[Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room ""You've never lived to up to your potential!"""
"Alligators and Condoms Are two things I don't fuck with"
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."
"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."
"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""