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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"
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"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"Which plant talks the most crap? Shiitake mushrooms."
"What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use? oink"
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."
"If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop."
"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
"You say to-MAY-to and I also say to-MAY-to because nobody says to-MAH-to. Nobody."