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Joke of the Day
"SPELLING BEE ""Defiant"" Can I have the definition, please? ""No"""
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"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."
"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"
"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"
"My article on chickens was very well received. It might win the pullet-ser prize."
"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."
"If you hate someone on your Christmas list, buy them parakeets."
"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."
"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"
"Selfies? In my day we stared in a mirror and then felt ashamed."