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Joke of the Day
"One day I got this huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose"
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"Goldfish are the only pets with the decency to die just as the novelty wears off."
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"What is a Jewish person's first discount? 10% off the penis."
"What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? Still Life."
"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."
"According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year"
"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."
"[blind date] Her: I was so scared you'd be a weirdo Me [revving chainsaw]: I CANT HEAR YOU"
"I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow."