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Joke of the Day
"Hey Google, if I'm searching for ""herpes symptoms"" then no, no I'm not ""feeling lucky."""
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"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"
"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"
"I used a vaccum cleaner inside of an elevator It sucked on so many levels..."
"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"I'm starting to think my neighbor is a drug dealer... for one, he has like 10 cellphones... and secondly, he sells me drugs like everyday."
"What did the dog say before he died? Well I'll be dog-gone."