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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."
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"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"when you post a tweet so good you have to do a bunch of push-ups & your mom bangs on your door & tells you to stop breathing so loud"
"Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!"
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered."
"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."
"I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing... And now my pet snake has a huge tumor"
"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"
"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"
"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"