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Joke of the Day
"My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?"
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"What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent"
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."
"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."
"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"
"The jokes on you Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"
"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"