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Joke of the Day
"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
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"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"5 years ago when 'House of Cards' started we said, 'That's so scary.' Now Trump is here and we're like, 'hahaha, House of Cards is adorable'"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One! But the light bulb has to WANT to change."
"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"
"Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!"
"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"
"Guests are like fish After three days, you should probably get rid of them."