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Joke of the Day
"Can you guys in earlier time zones please tweet me if the world ends in the future?"
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"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"
"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"