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Joke of the Day
"If you die whilst urinating Then you literally piss your life away"
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"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."
"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""
"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"
"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"
"When Karma comes back to punch you in the face...I'll be there...just in case it needs help."
"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."
"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"
"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."