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Joke of the Day

"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."

"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"

"a useful hat is also a handicap"

"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."

"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."

"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."

"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."

"What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on? A Dead End."

"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."