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Joke of the Day
"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."
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"A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription. ""Do I take this with anything?"" ""Yeah, your face."""
"Church is so annoying.. Your either on your knees or standing up. I wish the priest would just find a position to fuck me."
"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."
"Why is it that when kids touch themselves, it's ""perfectly natural""... but when I do it, I'm a ""pedophile""?"
"I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house."
"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."