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Joke of the Day

"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"

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"If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns Go for the juggler"
"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
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"I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper."
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."