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Joke of the Day
"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""
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"What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix? Baking Bad"
"A Jewish kid asks his dad... A Jewish kid asks his dad one day, ""Dad, I need five dollars."" His father replies, ""Four dollars? What the hell do you need three dollars for?!"""
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs? They start tipping balls."
"Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR..."
"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"Donald Trump doesn't play in the stock market. He prefers Junk Blondes."
"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""