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Joke of the Day
"We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up."
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"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"
"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."
"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"
"Friend: Hey dude can you please help me out? Me: Yeah, over there mate same way that you came in."
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."
"I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges.... I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome."
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."
"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."