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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""

"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."

"The New Zealand Military"

"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."