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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"

"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."

"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."

"Shoutout to my grandpa. That's the only way he can hear..."

"Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."