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Joke of the Day
"Drinking this No More Tears shampoo is just making me sadder."
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"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"
"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"
"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"
"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"
"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."
"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."