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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ""lather rinse repeat."""

"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name"

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"

"I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes."

"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."