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Joke of the Day
"Ugly is in the eye of the beholder as well."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"
"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"
"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your long term goals"" Sleeping ""No, I meant-"" *leans in way too close* My answer isn't going to change"
"Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead"