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Joke of the Day

"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"

"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."

"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"I told the bartender i wanted a 9/11 Bartender: ""whats a 9/11?"" me: ""a fucked up Manhattan"""

"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."