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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a license plate that said ""LUV SLUG."" I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter."

"*gets in the bus* *Brings out earphones* *untangles* *arrives*"

"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."

"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."

"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"

"a gymnast walks into a bar. she is immediately given a 0.0 and disqualified from Olympic trials. you're supposed to jump OVER the bar, idiot"

"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"