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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a license plate that said ""LUV SLUG."" I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter."

"A feminist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. What happens next? His head explodes, because he can't decide which one to tell you about first."

"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."

"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."