188062
Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have 0 children? He only comes once a year and its a down a chimney."
Next Joke
"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"Doctor: ""You have a hip injury."" Me: ""I am very trendy."""
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."
"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."
"What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !"
"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."
"Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life. But it's more likely a sociopath. ~Inspirational"