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Joke of the Day
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients."
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"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."
"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
"in a way, things are looking up for america... Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation"
"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"
"People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta."