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Joke of the Day

"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"

"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."

"the greatest joke of all time. my life"

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."

"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"

"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"