112500
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica? A hegemon."
Next Joke
"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"
"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."
"Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it."
"So I organized a threesome last night.... There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun."
"Who is ant man's worst enemy? Raid"
"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."
"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"
"So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win"