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Joke of the Day

"Trump keeps talking about restoring ""law and order."" I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly."

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"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
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"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
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