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Joke of the Day
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"
"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."
"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground."
"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."
"A sloth walks into a bar 10 minutes later, bartender says ""Sorry we're closed."""
"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."
"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."
"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."