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Joke of the Day
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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"Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream."
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"
"What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?"
"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""
"What did the elevator say to the stairs? Never mind, I'll escalator"
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"
"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"
"To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4"