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Joke of the Day
"You know, this conspiracy with the Patriots has left me deflated."
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"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."
"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"
"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."
"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-Tsss."