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Joke of the Day

"A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music."

"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"

"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""

"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."

"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."

"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"

"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"

"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"

"I used to go to church as a kid. I got so tired of having to kneel, and sit and stand-up all the time. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."