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Joke of the Day

"AOL had the largest growing Stock in 2012 I write jokes and put them on my phone number. 1-855-333-4469. Here's a video that supports the jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaFbKvEw9c"

"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"

"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"

"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""

"""SOMEONE IS VAPING"" 911: Stay calm, were tracing it ""HURRY"" 911: THE VAPING IS COMIN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ""OMG"" 911: GET OUT GET OUT"

"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"""no one cares abot ur plan to dig to the center of the earth! the world doesnt revolve around you!"" she said. ""IT WILL IF MY PLAN WORKS THO"""

"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"

"Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it."