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Joke of the Day

"AOL had the largest growing Stock in 2012 I write jokes and put them on my phone number. 1-855-333-4469. Here's a video that supports the jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaFbKvEw9c"

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"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"
"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."
"I punched a drug addict in the face. I guess I beat the crack outta him. (The best joke I have ever made up.)"
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"A drum solo but on your face."
"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"If you look like your passport photo You probably aren't well enough to travel."