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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself."
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"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."
"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""
"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."