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Joke of the Day
"Boycott shampoo demand real poo instead"
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"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"
"When someone stands next to me at the urinals, I can't pee because I'm nervous they'll see the kitten I keep in my pants."
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*"
"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."
"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""
"*walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*"
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."
"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"