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Joke of the Day

"Boycott shampoo demand real poo instead"

"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."

"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"

"Where's the best place to hide a body in texas? Oops. Wrong subreddit!"

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword"

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"

"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."

"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."