100052

Joke of the Day

"Fast and Furious [NSFW] I asked my girlfriend to give me road head and we got into an accident. I guess next time I should be the one driving."

"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."

"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."

"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"

"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)"

"In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted."