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"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."
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"Putin and Medvedev go to a hooker. The hooker is sucking Putin off and Medvedev is fucking her from behind. Medvedev: Should we swap? Putin: Sure, you can swap."
"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"
"My door was not working I couldn't handle it"
"Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag."
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"people of reddit... You copy my jokes, You paste my links, You bury my comments. Godmam it, and my mom made every one pie, sleep over at my house..."
"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."
"What would you do? geaNostra"