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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."
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"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."
"wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior"
"Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school."
"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."
"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."
"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"
"You know what ruins a rape? Consent"
"Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend? Because diamonds are a woman's best friend."