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Joke of the Day
"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"
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"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""
"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."
"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""
"Friend: I'm pregnant Me: You should have just got a dog"
"DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."