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Joke of the Day

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"

"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"

"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"

"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."

"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"

"My life The biggest joke of all."

"Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla"

"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"