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Joke of the Day
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"
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"How much does a hipster weigh? ....An instagram."
"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"
"Blind people of reddit. See what I did there?"
"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""Constipation""? It never came out."
"Just kidding Girl: I'm breaking up with you. Boy: Ok, then let me remove the like from all your fb DP's. Girl: Oh! Come on! Don't be mad. I was just kidding."
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"