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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends... They're getting closer every time."

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."

"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."

"I went to my doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why, and he said ""So I can examine you!"""

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."