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Joke of the Day
"The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ... just a big political party."
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"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."
"Well no wonder we haven't cured cancer yet. Our standard for the ""best medicine"" is laughter."
"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."
"What do you call a man who's on fire? Bernie."
"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"