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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? Mitsuheshe."
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"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? They leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"Just got a fancy new bathroom scale that tells you what percentage pizza you are."
"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"
"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."
"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."
"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."