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Joke of the Day

"Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair? Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext."

"If you assume you make an ass out of you and me"

"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."

"If you put your ear really close to someone's knee you can actually hear... ...them say: ""What the fuck are you doing?!"""

"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"