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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !"

"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"

"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"Why did the bishop love Walmart? 'Coz the boys pants are all half off."

"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"

"Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece: Your generation made the guys who wrote the Macarena rich Me: ..."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"