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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"
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"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"PERSONAL TRAINER: How's your nutrition? ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse."
"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers"
"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."