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Joke of the Day

"During sex it's perfectly fine to say ""yeah"", ""yes"", and ""oh yes"" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ""yep"""

"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"When I read something can improve digestion... That's shit."

"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint."

"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"

"""I find it hard, it's hard to find"" - Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote"

"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."