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Joke of the Day

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread? All rye all rye"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field! :D"

"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."

"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"

"*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* ""Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!"" ""Sir, we don't accept children."" *runs away*"

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"

"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"