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Joke of the Day

"Donald has written a lot of books about business, but there's an interesting characteristic they all share... They all seem to end at Chapter 11. Credit (to my dismay): HRC"

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them"

"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."

"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."

"I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have."

"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"